Miami Hate is Growing and it’s Great

Yesssssssss...we can FEEL your ANGER! NOW TWEET ABOUT IT! DO IT!! STRIKE US DOWN!!!! Oh, this is delicious.

Witnessing this chorus of screeching into the social media echo-chamber is richer than Michelle Bernsteins skillfully reduced Bearnaise sauce (go ahead and look up that reference ya haters, and good luck finding food as good as hers in Blacksburg).

Since when did the nation care so damn much about Virginia Tech or Cal? The nation doesnt, of course.

The Hokies and Bears mean nothing to the average college football fan.

The two most famous football alumni from those schools are Michael Vick and Aaron Rodgers , BUT WERE THE BAD GUYS?!?! The nation only cares about Miami when it plays the villain.

Whether its flaunting a gaudy turnover chain or our Heisman-candidate quarterback celebrating with an apparently disrespectful mouth cover and wave, the nation hates to see Miami succeeding in football.

The average football fan wants to see Miami fail.

The average football fan doesnt give a rats gonad when Miami does poorly.

The haters sure as hell didnt give two craps over the years when call, after call, after friggin call went against Miami - dating back to 2002 when a phantom pass interference cost Miami a national championship.

Last year Cade Klubnick was sacked for a safety and Don Chaney didnt fumble against Georgia Tech , and there wasnt a peep from the pearl clutchers about those crappy calls.

But the past two weeks have been a reminder of a dormant, but never forgotten, truth: college football fans looooove to watch Miami.

They NEED Miami to be relevant in the same way that certain Millennials need the Kardashians to keep producing reality TV sewage.

Whether its Catholics vs.

Convicts or Woke vs.

Coke (more like Choke vs.

Coke), the nation needs Miami to be its villain.

In all candor, the #Calgorithim is the nicest social media presence weve seen in years.

Cals Gameday posters were clever and charming.

But all it took was Miami playing to its potential for one, measly little quarter and BAM those Berkeley sweethearts succumbed to the darkside.

I bet the Calgorithim didnt predict those projectiles.

Hey, keep it up folks! This anger gives Miami STRENGTH.

We WANT you to stay up past your bedtimes to root against Miami football.

Youre making the Miami Hurricanes the most watched team in the ACC.

Your tweets and Instagram posts and Tik Toks arent just being seen by Miami fans, theyre being seen by Fox and ESPN executives.

And they dont care that you hate Miami - they care that youre making the Miami Hurricanes a trending topic at 3 in the friggin morning.

Vanderbilts goalpost was floating down a river, and all that was being discussed at 3am on the east coast was Miamis 25 point comeback and a non-existent targeting call (replays clearly showed Miami LB Wesley Bissainthe didnt hit the quarterback with the crown of his helmet, a necessary component for targeting when the player is not defenseless as was the case with a scrambling quarterback...you thick skulled Neanderthals).

And that is why this hate is so deliciously rich.

The inevitable, ironic result is that all this vitriol will push this program towards a P2 invite, and then there wont be anywhere to hide from Miami.

Reviving all this hate is the first real sign that Miami is back.

Cam Ward is going to get himself Tom Brady money, and all the haters tuning in will earn Miami some P2 money.

Next up is Louisville, and I for one will be fascinated to learn why the program that Bobby Petrino built will deserve the nations sympathy.

Odds are it will have something to do with an ineligible touching .

Irregardless, as we say in Miami, you better believe the nation will be watching Miamis next match on network TV ..

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