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Portland Trail Blazers owner Tom Dundon finds himself under fire from multiple directions, with media personalities and fans alike taking shots at his stewardship of the franchise. Among the most vocal critics is Bill Simmons, who has delivered a particularly memorable jab by bestowing a new nickname upon the embattled owner.
Since Dundon acquired the Trail Blazers, the team has frequently made headlines for less-than-flattering reasons. Initially, reports of aggressive cost-cutting measures dominated the narrative, but more recently, the focus has shifted to the uncertain future of the Moda Center and speculation that Dundon might relocate the franchise. While these relocation rumors remain largely unsubstantiated, they have not deterred the media from engaging in rampant speculation.
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During a recent episode of his show, Simmons pondered the circumstances that allowed Dundon to purchase the team, which was valued at $4.25 billion in the 2025 sale. He suggested that the limited interest in the franchise may have led to Dundon's acquisition, despite his reputation for frugality. Simmons remarked, 'One of the things I was fascinated by was, Why did they let this guy buy the team? Why let El Cheapo [Tom Dundon] get in there? Apparently they only had two offers... I just don't think they had a lot of people that wanted to buy in.'
The nickname 'El Cheapo' is a clever twist on the infamous cartel leader El Chapo, highlighting Dundon's perceived penny-pinching approach. Whether these barbs will influence the Blazers' chances of staying in Portland remains to be seen, but fans are undoubtedly hoping that the team's future remains in the Rose City. As the situation develops, all eyes will be on Dundon and the franchise's next moves.
Originally reported by yardbarker.